Fake Christmas Trees: True Holiday Spirit

You got it. It's finally time. So get off your ass and go get a tree. I contend that fake Christmas trees carry more spirit with them than real trees. I quote Jerry Seinfeld as a source:

"The Christmas tree certainly seems to inspire a love/hate relationship. All that time is spent selecting it and decorating it, and then a week after it's just thrown somewhere, you see it by the side of the road, it looks like a mob hit. A car slows down, a door opens and this tree just rolls out. People snap out of that Christmas spirit like it was a drunken stupor, they just wake up one morning and go, "Oh my god, there's a tree inside the house! Just throw it anywhere!" (opening monologue from episode 96, season 6, "The Race")

You don't see fake trees by the side of the road, do you? :-) No sir, you don't, and THAT is why! True spirit (or the fact that you just plunked down $200 for a tree that you can use again). Just don't end up like these dorks in the picture to your right... nice, a tree shorter than the both of you -good call (was it prom night and Christmas too?) - JK