DNA Gloframe: Merry Christmas, O.J.!

Monograms are so bourgeois, and bolting faux-gold nameplates to one's holdings is a practice best left to the comb-over king of New York real estate. But now you can be more subtly self-aggrandizing--and indulge your artsy and geeky urges as well--by getting abstract art generated from your DNA. The backlit Gloframe looks rather like a plasma TV, less than an inch thick and either 18 by 24 inches ($900) or 24 by 36 inches ($1,300). Choose from seven color schemes to make sure your chromosomes match the carpet. (credit Julie Wildhaber, cnet.com)